1、A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"2、高中的时候
很多学校都有各种各样的模拟考 有一个人 他的英语很烂很烂 一次英文模拟考 作文题目是“ADog” 结果那个人就这样写—— One day I see a dog. I said"Hi!" Dog said"Hi!" I said"Can you speak Chinese?" Dog said"Yes!" I said"So,let"s speak Chinese!" Dog said"O.K." I said“你最近都在做什么丫？” Dog said“我前天刚刚从主人那里走失...” Dog 跟我.... ..........就这样聊起来了........3、A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What‘s your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That‘s amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?‘ "Twenty-six," he said.4、private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.
"You can take your choice, private - one month‘s restriction or twenty day‘s pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I‘ll take the money."5、when i was a freshman in our university,one day,our new teacher want us to say sth about yourself then ,a student standed up, and said "i come from shandong ,and i want to learn more when im in university,and hope good ,good study ,day ,day up.then our teacher said it is chinese english, good,good study ,day day up is wrong sentence,then our teacher said there are so many people even said "i will give you color see see",how funny it is!!
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这就是双十一过后的你