1、我的同事王某在单位的宣传部门工作，每个月要出一份简报。他每次在电脑上打好存盘时，喜欢用自己的姓加上数字作文件名，比如1月份的简报叫“王一.doc”，2月份的叫“王二.doc”等等。昨天该编8月份的简报了，于是文件名就是“王八.doc”。送到打印处时，负责打印的工作人员问他：“文件名是什么？” 他不假思索脱口而出：“王八！ ”
2、话说DOCTOR一天晚上到″老彭水饺″吃晚饭．．．
他叫了一碗大卤面．．突然看到他系上的主任进来 他为了展现对师长的尊敬，就．．．． DOCTOR: 主任好!!! 主 任: 你好!同学你叫什麽?(外省口音) DOCTOR: "大卤面"! 主 任: 不是!同学我是问你叫甚麽? DOCTOR: 主任!我叫"大卤面"啊! 主 任: 不是啦!同学我是问你叫甚麽? DOCTOR: (大声状)主任!我叫"大卤面"... 我还知道主任你叫"水饺"勒!3、One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What
should I do to help her get it back? "The doctor replies, "Try to come home at 3 in the morning."4、An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."patient: "OH NO! That‘s awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer‘s. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."5、Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.
Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.Father: !!!??????!!!
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这就是双十一过后的你