1、猛然发现，"to be or not to be, that is a question."
实际上是“2 B or not 2 B, that is a question."翻译过来就是， "2B或者不2B，这是一个问题"！ 莎翁好有才啊！！2、A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said, "What?"3、At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.
"What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture ‘Soldiers at Work‘." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren‘t working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"4、"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion." 1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill." 1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic." 2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
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这就是双十一过后的你